Puke on Cops

Today was the first day of my last semester.

I'm stoked!

Was on my way to one of my classes.

Riding my skateboard through the parking lot.

A cop pulls up behind me and honks his shit at me.

You know, the thing that isn't the siren

but it isn't the horn either.

Tells me over his PA to walk my skateboard...

while I'm on campus

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

What good is a skateboard

if it isn't moving my ass somewhere?

Also, I was in the middle of the parking lot!

If some preppy cardigan sweater wearing fuck face

can ride his bike to class

why the fuck can't I ride a skateboard?

I felt discriminated...

I turned around and showed that cop

what I was hiding...

MY MIDDLE FINGER!

as I said,

"Kiss my ass, pork chop!"

I took off on my board as they pursued.

I was able to ditch the squad-car

but those bastards sent the ghetto bird after me

Holy shit!

It looked like this...

As you can see, I was able to escape...

but my Splash-Mountain-esque getaway

was not as exciting as it appears on tape.

My adrenaline was pumping like crazy!

Somewhere along the chase

my stomach fell behind.

And now it 's catching up with me...

look at me now. full on the run.

i can't stop myself from crashing.

breaking grass, bumming a yard.

fixing stuff that was never broken.

pulling out all the stops.

I'm gonna puke on the cops!

i'm telling the kids, punk rocks.

i'm gonna puke on cops.

gimme a side of airplane noise

or half a glass of our resistance.

add a dash of disobedient

public nuisance, richtor riot.

pulling out all the stops.

I'm gonna puke on the cops!

i'm telling the kids, punk rocks.

I'm gonna puke on cops.

- "Puke on Cops" from 44 or 45 Songs...