tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64688114695115065502024-03-18T21:03:41.510-07:00My NOFX YearAn online journal with a twist. Each entry is related to a different NOFX song.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468811469511506550.post-9567803711622682722011-04-19T20:26:00.000-07:002011-04-19T20:26:53.503-07:00Face to Face / Rise Against Split 7 inch<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif;"></span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Release Date: May 10, 2011</span></div><div style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Rise Against and Face to Face cover one another's songs with Rise Against performing "Blind" and Face to Face performing "The Good Left Undone." </span></div><div style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">1st pressing limited edition of RANDOMLY selected colored vinyl.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">500 white vinyl <br style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />1000 oxblood vinyl <br style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />1500 yellow vinyl <br style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />2000 clear vinyl</span></div><div style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><iframe align="left" frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=johneed-20&o=1&p=8&l=bpl&asins=B004WDPWXQ&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="align: left; height: 245px; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 5px; width: 131px;"></iframe></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468811469511506550.post-35563813562012484112011-04-14T13:43:00.000-07:002011-04-14T13:43:48.408-07:00Saying Farewell...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">"...our purpose as spiritual beings is to follow our bliss, seek our passions, and live our lives as inspirations to each other. Everything else flows from that. When we find inspiration, we need to take action for ourselves and for our communities. Even if it means making a hard choice, or cutting out something and leaving it in your past.</span></span><br />
<div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Saying farewell is also a bold and powerful beginning."</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">-Aron Ralston</span></div><div style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
<iframe align="left" frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=johneed-20&o=1&p=8&l=bpl&asins=1451617704&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="align: left; height: 245px; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 5px; width: 131px;"></iframe></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468811469511506550.post-42575260764195330912011-03-31T09:39:00.000-07:002011-03-31T10:13:58.932-07:00Rise Against - End Game - Limited First Press - Orange Vinyl /500<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div><br />
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</div>Today I'm going to be starting a new column of album/vinyl reviews. I figure I might as well make some use of all these records laying around rather than allowing them to collect dust between rotations on the turntable.<br />
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</div><div>Rise Against recently released their new album "Endgame" on 500 copies of orange marble vinyl, 1,000 copies on clear vinyl and the rest on black vinyl. All 500 of the limited orange marble vinyl are SOLD OUT (but one copy is available here: (<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190516369225&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT#ht_1444wt_1231">RISE AGAINST - ENDGAME - ORANGE MARBLE VINYL 1/500 - NEW/SEALED</a>). </div><div><br />
</div><div>I must admit, I was never a huge fan of Rise Against, but they continue to climb their way into my regular rotation more and more as the years go by. I remember hearing songs such as "Give It All" and "Join The Ranks" on various samplers such as <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001WPSM2/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=johneed-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B0001WPSM2">Rock Against Bush, Vol. 1</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=johneed-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B0001WPSM2" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007945K/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=johneed-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00007945K">Fat Music, Vol. 6: Uncontrollable Fatulence [Vinyl]</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=johneed-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B00007945K" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> which drove me to purchase <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002KQOGW/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=johneed-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B0002KQOGW">Siren Song of the Counter-Culture</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=johneed-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B0002KQOGW" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" />. A year or two down the line I found myself picking up <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FP2Z12/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=johneed-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000FP2Z12">Sufferer & The Witness (explicit)</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=johneed-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B000FP2Z12" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001HDYLYK/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=johneed-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B001HDYLYK">Appeal To Reason</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=johneed-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B001HDYLYK" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" width="1" /> both on vinyl. If only I had picked up Siren Songs on vinyl... I would kill for that one now.</div><div><br />
</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Review:</span></div><div>Love them or hate them, Rise Against is making music with a powerful message. This isn't some mindless club music which serves as nothing more than something to "shake your booty" to. These guys want you to THINK critically for a moment about REAL WORLD issues. </div><div><br />
</div><div>Of course many of you have probably heard the new single, "Help Is On The Way" which is definitely one of the top tracks on the album. Upon first listen, with the title line ("help is on the way") ringing in my ears, I had images conjured in my head of paramedics/firefighters etc... listening to the song on their radio's while responding to some noble call. As I heard the song more often and the lyrics became clearer to me, I realized this is a song about the New Orleans area ("crescent city") and the disasters such as Hurricane Katrina and the BP Oil Spill crisis that have affected them.</div><div><br />
</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">"five thousand feet below<br style="clear: left;" />as black smoke engulfs the sky<br style="clear: left;" />the ocean floor explodes<br style="clear: left;" />11 mothers cry"</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div>The first three lines are self-explanatory. 11 mothers cry refers to the 11 people that died in the explosion. </div><div><br />
</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">"choking on the black gold<br style="clear: left;" />upon which we here rely<br style="clear: left;" />we keep axes in the attics<br style="clear: left;" />to see cameras in the sky"</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; line-height: normal;">Black gold = oil aka "Texas Tea." The line about axes in the attic confused me at first, until I discovered this interesting tidbit from a poster on one of my favorite websites, <a href="http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858857766/#73016016185">SongMeanings.com</a>:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; line-height: normal;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; line-height: normal;">"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">I'm a New Orleans native and I know a lot of people who keep an ax in their attic in case of rising water. People take refuge in the attic and then if the water keeps rising they get trapped. Folks are advised to keep an ax in the attic so they can break through the roof. Except when Katrina hit, those who broke through their roofs saw only the "cameras in the sky" on news helicopters and still had to wait for rescue."</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><br />
</span></div><div>The sad fact of the matter is, media does very little to actually help with disaster situations. Sure, they tell us that one happened and show us a LIMITED scope of the damages, but they tend to focus on areas that garner a monetary interest. A few people MIGHT care that some low income apartments got destroyed, but watch that mansion start to slide down a hill and suddenly we have a HUGE FUCKING STORY. This is a concept discussed thoroughly in Natural Hazards related courses in college. One thing people tend to forget is that media is a business and businesses operate off of a bottom line: profits. In order for a business to earn profits they need to SELL something. In the case of media, that "something" is a story.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; line-height: 16px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><div>The band released a video for the song not long ago and elected to keep the band members out of it because they felt that including themselves in the scenes would distract from the message of the song/video. Bravo to them for doing so. </div><div><br />
</div><div>You can watch the video here:</div><div><br />
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</div><div>"Help is on the Way" is followed by another amazing song with a loud and clear message, "Make It Stop (September's Children)." </div><div><br />
</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">the cold river, wash him away</span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">but how could we forget<br style="clear: left;" />the cavalries of candles<br style="clear: left;" />but not their tongues<br style="clear: left;" />and too much blood has fallen from the wrist<br style="clear: left;" />of the children shamed for those they chose to kiss?"</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div>Many of the lyrics reflect the (real life) tragedy of an 18 year old ("18 years pushed to the ledge")<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;"> </span>who commit suicide by jumping from a bridge ("cold river, wash him away") after being ridiculed for his (birth/god/nature given) sexual preference. (more info can be found here: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Tyler_Clementi">link</a>) The title "September's Children" comes from the fact that at least 4 other kids and teens, ages ranging from 13-19, also commit suicide due to sexual-preference based torment within the same month (September 2010). Some of the names are spoken in the background near the end of the song. Whether the song is about bullying homosexuals or bullying in general, the message is powerful and strong. Everything music SHOULD be.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><br />
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<div>I look forward to seeing Rise Against next week in Long Beach, with Bad Religion and The Descendents. Something tells me this will be a show to remember.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Purchase Rise Against vinyl here:</div><div>(<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190516369225&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT#ht_1444wt_1231">Don't forget the RARE Limited Pressing of End Game on Orange Marble Vinyl available here: link</a>)</div><div><div><iframe frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=johneed-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=B004J21GT4&ref=tf_til&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="height: 240px; width: 120px;"></iframe><space><iframe frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=johneed-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=B001FBSMVW&ref=tf_til&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="height: 240px; width: 120px;"></iframe><space><iframe frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=johneed-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=B000FP2Z1C&ref=tf_til&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="height: 240px; width: 120px;"></iframe><space><iframe frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=johneed-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=B00008OM5X&ref=tf_til&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="height: 240px; width: 120px;"></iframe></space></space></space></div></div></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468811469511506550.post-25235714679401421342011-03-03T18:22:00.000-08:002011-06-25T12:47:10.265-07:00A Day To Remember Vinyl<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">This is a listing of all the A Day to Remember vinyl that have been produced (list may or may not be complete):<br />
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What Separates Me From You - First Press - ??? - ???<br />
What Separates Me From You - First Press - Tan - ???<br />
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Homesick - First Press - Green - 1,000<br />
Homesick - 2nd Press - Red Putty - 222<br />
Homesick - 2nd Press - Clear w/White Smoke - 439<br />
Homesick - 2nd Press - Grey Putty - 816<br />
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Attack of the Killer B-Sides (7 inch) - 2nd Press - Clear/Black Smoke - 220<br />
Attack of the Killer B-Sides (7 inch) - 2nd Press - Baby Blue - 440<br />
Attack of the Killer B-Sides (7 inch) - 2nd Press - Clear/Green - 900<br />
Attack of the Killer B-Sides (7 inch) - 2nd Press - White - 550 - HT Exclusive<br />
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For Those Who Have Heart - 2nd Press - Red - 210 - VR Exclusive<br />
For Those Who Have Heart - 2nd Press - White - 450<br />
For Those Who Have Heart - 2nd Press - Baby Blue - 796<br />
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Old Record - 1st Press - Grey Marble - ???<br />
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All I Want (7 inch) - 1st Press - Yellow - 500 - RSD<br />
All I Want (7 inch) - 1st Press - Mint Green - 1,000 - RSD</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468811469511506550.post-56596230086314423452010-11-15T20:08:00.001-08:002010-12-11T22:03:54.333-08:00Cheese/Where's My Slice?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Ok, </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">this happened a few years ago</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">but I thought about it today...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I was working retail</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">for a major corporation.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I won't mention any names,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">but it rhymes with CockBuster.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">It was quite possibly</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">the worst job known to humankind.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Fuck, </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">that's being much too generous...</span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I'll just refer to it as </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">the "Blue and Gold Devil."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I'm sure you're thinking,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Hey, movies! Cool! Right?"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Yeah, movies! Cool!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">that part was awesome.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Dealing with the </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">dipshit dumbasses </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">that somehow </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; ">manage </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; ">to eek out enough brain power</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; ">to drive themselves there...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">different story.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">As anyone who has </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; ">worked </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; ">with the general public understands</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">some people are true winners.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Like this guy:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GrUKNh9s4IU?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GrUKNh9s4IU?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">So I'm working at the video store</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">and we had just recently </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">raised </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; ">the prices on a video game rental.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A "customoron" approaches </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">and sets a game on the counter.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I scan it and tell him the price.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">He jumps back in aghast</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(yeah, I threw an "aghast" in there</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">like old timey folk.),</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">flails his stubby limbs</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">and cries "What!?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Did the price go up or something?"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I reply,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Yeah, they raised it about 50 cents."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">He says,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Well shouldn't they send me a letter </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">or have it posted in the newspaper</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">or something?"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I tell him, "Not as far as I know, sir."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">to which he responds,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Well why not, it's a free country isn't it?"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I am dumbfounded for a moment.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">More than a moment.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">How do you respond to such idiocy </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">without getting fired?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Eventually I said,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Well it's your choice to rent the game or not."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">He storms out the door saying</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Oh, I see, you're with <i>THEM</i>."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Apparently that extra 50 cents</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">was just too much for him.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I'm glad I no longer work retail.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Today's song is dedicated</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">to fucktards and assholes everywhere</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">who expect the world handed to them</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">on a shitty silver platter.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RQYA-q6JZ3c?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RQYA-q6JZ3c?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span">"It's been a long time<br />
Now it's time to get your bubble burst<br />
Things are bad enough in this world<br />
Why do you have to make them worse?<br />
Day after day, you just gotta get it<br />
<br />
<b>So sick and tired of your bitching and complaining</b><br />
So long you've been oppressed while others lives are<br />
gaining<br />
Want reparations, you're needy and deserving<br />
Can't understand why some are served while you're<br />
doing the serving<br />
Anything but responsibility<br />
<br />
Where's my slice?<br />
I want more than equal rights<br />
I want everything for free!<br />
<br />
You waste your time concerned with what others are<br />
earning<br />
You want a revolution to start the tables turning<br />
A demonstration to make a better nation<br />
We'll spend the day protesting all the problems that<br />
we're facing<br />
Anything but face reality<br />
Where's my slice...<br />
<br />
Your brilliant theory<br />
how the world owes you a living<br />
You'll take away from others<br />
the things they should be giving<br />
They own the pie and you want your share<br />
Whoever told you life was fair?<br />
You were dealt your hand - now play it<br />
<br />
Where's my slice..." </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: small; line-height: 20px; "><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; "><span class="Apple-style-span">-"Cheese/Where's My Slice?" from Ribbed</span></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468811469511506550.post-11160977909875841542010-10-16T12:14:00.000-07:002010-12-11T22:06:51.353-08:00Hobophobic...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">I was driving around</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">the other day</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">and I came across </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">a homeless guy.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">At least, I assumed</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">that he was homeless...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">He was standing </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">in the street</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">with a sign </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">asking for money.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Let's just call him</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">"guy on the street"</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">for the time being.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/S2lrr0A-iso?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S2lrr0A-iso?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">So I feel bad for</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">people on the street</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">but I have a rule</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">that I never</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">give them money.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">However,</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">I tend to have</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">an abundance</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">of water bottles</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">in my car</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">at any given time.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">(Perhaps I will explain</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">on another day.)</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">So this guy is standing </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">on the median</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">where I am sitting </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">at a red light</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">waiting to turn left.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">He is </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; ">right next</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">to my car </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">staring at me</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">doing his guilt trip thing</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">and it's working.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">I lean over </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">and dig around </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">for a water bottle.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Except, </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">I can only find ones that </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">have been opened already.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Not wanting to tease </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">the poor guy,</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">I hand him </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">one of the bottles</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">with 3/4 of the water in it.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">He reaches out for it,</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">but then he pauses</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">and says</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">"hey man,</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">I don't just take</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">anything.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">I'm not homeless."</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK?!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">I guess I offended him.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Well, that's what he gets</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">for standing around</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">begging for money.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">This song goes out</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">to all the</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span">"people on the street."</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/67TrzWgsaxM?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/67TrzWgsaxM?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Hobo, </span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I'm hobophobic, So what?<br />
Scared of bums,<br />
Not just because they stink bad<br />
Not just because they're crackers<br />
From drinking too much lysol</span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br />
Let them be,<br />
Just don't get fuckin' near me!<br />
Scared of bums!</span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Infested </span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">with microscopic bugs and<br />
Endocrine systematic Doo Doo<br />
Why don't they get a job?<br />
<br />
Let them be,<br />
Just don't get fuckin' near me!</span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">-"Hobophobic" from Heavy Petting Zoo</span></span></i></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468811469511506550.post-4781610239388871722010-10-10T17:08:00.000-07:002010-12-11T22:15:02.424-08:00Instant Crassic...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Or something like that...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Well it's been about 10 months,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">but I'm back!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I had expected to have</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">some 300 posts by now,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">but shit happens.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I got caught up in some shenanigans</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">that prevented me from</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">reaching the blog-o-sphere.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Luckily I was able to escape...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_ccVu992CYE?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_ccVu992CYE?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I bet you didn't know</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">that I had such sick skills,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">huh?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">So let me catch you up</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">on everything that has happened</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">in the past 10 months-ish.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I graduated from college,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">lost my job,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">spent 3 weeks on unemployment,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">got a new job w/o applying,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">ok, that's a lie,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I applied back in February,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">but they called me in September.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">So technically,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I never had to search</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">for the 3 weeks </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">that I was unemployed.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Call it luck?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Call it karma?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(I put up with A LOT of bs</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">in my past 2 jobs.)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Either way,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">for the first time</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">in a long time</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I'm stoked.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I also know that</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">good things don't last.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">So I'm going to enjoy this</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">while I can.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">It's good to be back!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_r7lCUqgkak?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_r7lCUqgkak?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I'm swimming in a sea of pee<br />
I'm hiking up a big mountain of poo<br />
I feel like rolling in glass when I'm without you<br />
<br />
I'm diving in a pool of puke<br />
I'm fly fishing a stream of puss<br />
<b>That's how I feel when something separates us</b><br />
<br />
I'm living in Bakersfield<br />
I'm at a month long hip-hop festival</span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">-"Instant Crassic" by NOFX</span></i></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468811469511506550.post-71568640300334112392010-01-28T19:05:00.000-08:002010-12-11T22:16:16.015-08:00What Now, My Love?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NBZSkg49W9I&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NBZSkg49W9I&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468811469511506550.post-39065897857512495692010-01-27T18:24:00.000-08:002010-12-11T22:17:53.406-08:00You're Bleeding<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I forgot to take a shit</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">before I left for school.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I didn't need to at the time.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">After my taco bell lunch,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">different story...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; white-space: pre; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uZA1DuB8NIE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uZA1DuB8NIE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I'm taking classes</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">on a part of campus</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">that I have never</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">had classes before.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">So I had some difficulty</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">finding a bathroom nearby.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I walked around the hallway</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">and couldn't find one.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I went into the next hallway</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">still didn't see one.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I decided to go out of my way</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">to go where I knew</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I would find releif.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I can see my goal...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I'm approaching...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A woman walks out</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">of the women's section.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I walk past her </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">w/o paying any attention</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">as I am highly focused</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">on reaching my destination.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A familiar voice calls my name.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"John?"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Holy shitballs!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">It's my ex.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I asked her how she's been</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">she said "ok..."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I didn't care to take the bait</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">and ask what was wrong.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">That's someone else's job now.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">We talked shortly</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">then went our ways.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">She was probably</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">the most beautifull woman</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I will ever date.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">At least physically...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">She could be a total bitch at times</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">and tried to claim ownership</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">over me</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">while expecting to date freely</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">herself.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Not that I didn't have faults</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">of my own...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Anyway, I was stoked</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">that of all the days</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">for a reunion,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">she ran into me</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">when I looked like a fuckin' stud</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(not to sound arrogant,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I'm usually not a cocky asshole)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">but I don't always dress</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">as well as I did today.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I notice the difference </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">because I get a lot more</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">eye contact from girls</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">on the way to class</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">when I'm stylin'</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">and remember to shave.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I need to remember more often.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Today's song is dedicated to her.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F6OcGqfU0pE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F6OcGqfU0pE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></span></div><div></div><blockquote><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing</b><br />
A bland reciprocation, but it don't bother me<br />
You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky<br />
Only in the spotlight can you tell me of your crimes</span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
I understand your situation, but I can't<br />
Seem to understand the motivations you once had<br />
I recall a message I once left behind a screen<br />
I was entranced when you were never, never there for me</span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
You're draining, you're draining me, I'm not a tub<br />
What ever happened to the girl I used to hold?<br />
I held in such a high regard<br />
Where is the girl who had it all?</span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
I used to think I wasn't worthy of your cause<br />
I used to feel so lucky<br />
Until the day I felt a weakness in my arms<br />
I knew from where it had been coming</span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
You're bleeding, you're bleeding me, I can recall<br />
The passions you once had, where did they go?<br />
I knew a girl who had it all?<br />
I knew a girl where did she go?</span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span">- "You're Bleeding" from White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean</span></span></i></span></div></blockquote><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"></span><br />
</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468811469511506550.post-15273651420346690772010-01-26T19:35:00.000-08:002010-12-11T22:19:11.149-08:00All Outta Angst<span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Met a new face at work.</span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >She's Pakistani,</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >or do you say Paki?</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Pakiderm? just kidding...</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >What is it with my infatuation</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >with middle eastern women?</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YDb_2MjsvBw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YDb_2MjsvBw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Not the strict Muslim ones though,</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >but the somewhat westernized variety</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Western culture may have it's flaws,</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >but I'm not about to jump ship entirely.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I might like to leave this town...</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >but that's a discussion for another day</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I wonder what a middle eastern father</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >would think of a pasty white fellow</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >like myself?</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Not that she'll ever be more than a friend,</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >it's just funny to think of these things.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Ah well, fuck it!</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Today's song is dedicated</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >to all the fine bitches</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >and all the fly hoes</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >(who says "fly" anymore?)</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >in Pakistan!</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PNdKlR-T0C4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PNdKlR-T0C4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468811469511506550.post-5426655307780475422010-01-25T18:29:00.000-08:002010-12-11T22:20:23.785-08:00Puke on Cops<div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Today was the first day of my last semester.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I'm stoked!</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Was on my way to one of my classes.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Riding my skateboard through the parking lot.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A cop pulls up behind me and honks his shit at me.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">You know, the thing that isn't the siren</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">but it isn't the horn either.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Tells me over his PA to walk my skateboard...</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">while I'm on campus</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">WHAT THE FUCK!?!?</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">What good is a skateboard </span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">if it isn't moving my ass somewhere?</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Also, I was in the middle of the parking lot!</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">If some preppy cardigan sweater wearing fuck face</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">can ride his bike to class</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">why the fuck can't I ride a skateboard?</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I felt discriminated...</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I turned around and showed that cop</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">what I was hiding... </span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">MY MIDDLE FINGER!</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">as I said,</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Kiss my ass, pork chop!"</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I took off on my board as they pursued.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I was able to ditch the squad-car</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">but those bastards sent the ghetto bird after me</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Holy shit!</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">It looked like this...</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s19ZIxFv-Ao&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s19ZIxFv-Ao&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">As you can see, I was able to escape...</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">but my Splash-Mountain-esque getaway</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">was not as exciting as it appears on tape.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">My adrenaline was pumping like crazy!</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Somewhere along the chase</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">my stomach fell behind.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">And now it 's catching up with me...</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HqKi4n3TQWQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HqKi4n3TQWQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></span></span></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >look at me now. full on the run.</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >i can't stop myself from crashing.</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >breaking grass, bumming a yard.</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >fixing stuff that was never broken.</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >pulling out all the stops.</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >I'm gonna puke on the cops!</span></i></span></b></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >i'm telling the kids, punk rocks.</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >i'm gonna puke on cops.</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >gimme a side of airplane noise</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >or half a glass of our resistance.</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >add a dash of disobedient</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >public nuisance, richtor riot.</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >pulling out all the stops.</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >I'm gonna puke on the cops!</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >i'm telling the kids, punk rocks.</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >I'm gonna puke on cops.</span></i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >- "Puke on Cops" from 44 or 45 Songs...</span></i></span></span></div></blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468811469511506550.post-6594359630401583932010-01-24T21:39:00.000-08:002010-12-11T22:22:16.413-08:00Shut Up Already<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">My co-worker approached today. </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Said I was making more work for her. </span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">When I tried to explain she cut me off </span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">and claimed that I was "yelling" at her.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Although I wasn't beaming sunshine from my ass, </span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I certainly didn't speak to her in any tone that could be confused as "yelling." </span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I felt like Adam Sandler's character in Anger Management...</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4v1ICQK7WpY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4v1ICQK7WpY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I didn't know what else to say,</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">the bitch was hell-bent on</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">getting a rise out of me.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">or maybe she's hyper-sensitive?</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Either way, I turned around and told her</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"You need to please shut the fuck up."</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I mean I meant to say that,</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">but I have to remain PC</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">in a working enviornment</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">or else some hyper-sensitive pussy</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">would complain about my language... </span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">FUCKING-A!</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">So my first day of NOFX is dedicated to her.</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Kickin' it off old school...</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H6fRA71S2po&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H6fRA71S2po&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: normal; color: rgb(48, 48, 48); font-family:Verdana, Arial;"></span></span></span></span></span></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >"Affection not dissection,</span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Meat is murder,</span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Animals are for petting."</span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; font-family:Verdana, Arial;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Oh shut the fuck up already!</span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I'm tired of your whining,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >About poor little animals dying,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >And the food they are supplying.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Because if a big animal had the chance,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >It wouldn't take another glance,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >It would eat you up.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >"Affection not dissection,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Meat is murder,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Animals are for petting."</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Oh shut your trap already.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >I don't want to listen,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >And I'm tired of your bitchin,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >About what's in my kitchen.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Because if a big animal had the chance,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >It wouldn't take another glance,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >It will eat you up.</span></span></div></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >- "Shut Up Already" from Liberal Animation</span></span></span></span></div></blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0