Jan 24, 2010

Shut Up Already

My co-worker approached today.
Said I was making more work for her.
When I tried to explain she cut me off
and claimed that I was "yelling" at her.
Although I wasn't beaming sunshine from my ass,
I certainly didn't speak to her in any tone that could be confused as "yelling."
I felt like Adam Sandler's character in Anger Management...


I didn't know what else to say,
the bitch was hell-bent on
getting a rise out of me.
or maybe she's hyper-sensitive?
Either way, I turned around and told her
"You need to please shut the fuck up."
I mean I meant to say that,
but I have to remain PC
in a working enviornment
or else some hyper-sensitive pussy
would complain about my language...
FUCKING-A!

So my first day of NOFX is dedicated to her.
Kickin' it off old school...


"Affection not dissection,
Meat is murder,
Animals are for petting."
Oh shut the fuck up already!

I'm tired of your whining,
About poor little animals dying,
And the food they are supplying.
Because if a big animal had the chance,
It wouldn't take another glance,
It would eat you up.

"Affection not dissection,
Meat is murder,
Animals are for petting."
Oh shut your trap already.

I don't want to listen,
And I'm tired of your bitchin,
About what's in my kitchen.
Because if a big animal had the chance,
It wouldn't take another glance,
It will eat you up.

- "Shut Up Already" from Liberal Animation

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