Instant Crassic...

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

Or something like that...

Well it's been about 10 months,

but I'm back!

I had expected to have

some 300 posts by now,

but shit happens.

I got caught up in some shenanigans

that prevented me from

reaching the blog-o-sphere.

Luckily I was able to escape...

I bet you didn't know

that I had such sick skills,

huh?

So let me catch you up

on everything that has happened

in the past 10 months-ish.

I graduated from college,

lost my job,

spent 3 weeks on unemployment,

got a new job w/o applying,

ok, that's a lie,

I applied back in February,

but they called me in September.

So technically,

I never had to search

for the 3 weeks

that I was unemployed.

Call it luck?

Call it karma?

(I put up with A LOT of bs

in my past 2 jobs.)

Either way,

for the first time

in a long time

I'm stoked.

I also know that

good things don't last.

So I'm going to enjoy this

while I can.

It's good to be back!

I'm swimming in a sea of pee
I'm hiking up a big mountain of poo
I feel like rolling in glass when I'm without you

I'm diving in a pool of puke
I'm fly fishing a stream of puss
That's how I feel when something separates us

I'm living in Bakersfield
I'm at a month long hip-hop festival

-"Instant Crassic" by NOFX